I tried ordering an N95 from the NokiaUSA site on Thursday, and canceled the order today. They had placed it on hold (it was supposed to arrive yesterday actually, but I was at Mobile 2.0, more about that later). I never got a notification or anything, but when I went to the site to check on the delivery info I saw that the order status was “requires customer contact”. Not nice, I would have expected an email or a call.

So I called up, they transferred me around, and then asked me another set of questions about where my sister owns property. They asked me a different invasive round online, now I had to do it live over the phone. Unfortunately I have no idea where my sisters own property, there are three of them and they’re almost as unpredictable as me. So screw it, I canceled the order. For a company that produces a few billion handsets a year, or whatever that number is, you think they would also understand how to get them out into the market.

I was even nice enough to wait through the 10 minute hold to speak to a manager about how the order process broke down for me. Not to get my order completed, I just wanted to be a nice citizen and help Nokia learn why they can’t get units out into the US market. He wasn’t interested though, he just wanted to tell me that ordering an unlocked phone in the US is different then ordering a laptop or other high ticket item. Is it? That’s a new one to me.

So Nokia, and I know there are a few of you out there reading this, this is your final message from me. I hope you can get your crap together around internet services in the US in a way you haven’t been able to get your handset business together (Hi Charlie! Good luck!). Personally, I’m waiting for the next OpenMoko spin to upgrade my phone. I feel kinda bad bashing the online store after Nokia NSeries was a big sponsor of Mobile 2.0, but surprisingly not that bad. I put in the effort, even was willing to upgrade to a phone I’m not that sure about just to see if my opinions could be shifted. But I think I’ve been jerked around enough to legitimately call it quits.